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Welcome to Creepy Personals
Men seeking Women
People we know it's hard to find the right person when your not the best looking person on the planet, that's why we've come up with this unique personal page to help people to find true love.
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Mike
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Good Looking guy, blind in both eyes! I'm 28- years old, 5'8 169 pounds, I use to have blue eyes, but now I don't because I have catarax. Looking for down to earth girl to show me the light. I enjoy golfing, bowling, and skiing, but it's hard to do these days because I'm fricking blind in both eyes. Call me 818-555-8765
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Jason
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Interloper! 30-year old man 5 ft tall, 160 pounds. Originally I'm from a small town in France, but recently transplanted my tentacles in Los Angles, California. My close friends say I look like a nuked fish, witch is fine because I like fish. I also enjoy the good things in life including swimming, hiking, or just hanging out at raunchy bars to pick up women. Give me a call 818-555-1741 |
Steve
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Big Teddy Bear! 60 years old dude, 6'5, 216 pounds. Ladies I'm what dreams are made of... Looking to hook up with a nice woman who can appreciate my extremely hairy body and fowl breath. Let's cuddle tonight. Call me! 818-555-6798 |
Bone
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Fit & Slender Man Sexy 40 year old man, 5'11, 10 pounds. Hi girls my name is Bone, but my friends just call me Boner. I like horror movies, hot dogs and unprotected sex. Call me 818-555-4001
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Jay
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Celebrity Look-A-Like 51 years-young, 6 ft, 265 pounds. I've been told I look like Jay Leno, but I think I'm much sexier. Here's the scoop ladies, I love long romantic walks on the beach and traveling to exotic locals. I also have Tourette's Syndrome which means I have uncontrollable urges to shout out obscenities. Call Me @ 818-555-2471 and lets have a nice #$%###%&&!%* chat! |
Jeff
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Prize Fighter 33, 5'5, 150 pounds. I'm a great catch girls! I have a stable job as a boxer and make lots of money. Sure I have a dangling right eye, and my face looks like hell, but I'm good in bed. Let rumble tonight! Call 818-555-6325
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Tim
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Older Gentleman 66 years old, 5'7, 174 pounds. I'm an older guy with lots of charm. Looking for a young girl to spice up my sex life. You be cute, young, and ready to please. Also must be willing to sign a prenuptial if we get married. Call 818-555-9811 |
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